40Something May 2007 Special 147: 70 Photos of Bethann
40Something May 2007 Peculiar 147: 70 Fotos of Bethann
“Until my divorce, I was only ever with my spouse and two other boyfriends,” confesses 50-year-old Southern goddess Bethann. The 5-foot-nothing blond was a happy homemaker in the diminutive Tennessee city where she and her hubby grew up. And they might still be right there playing happy families if her cheating man hadn’t left her for their next-door neighbor–Bethann’s superlatively precious ally. “Oh, I was spittin’ insane,” Bethann fumes.”Especially since India and me talked about every little old thing, including what a dud my partner was in the sack. This skirt chaser was a real wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am sort. India used to call him ‘Ole 2 Pumps and a Squirt.’ But I suppose that was the kind of sex this babe was looking for, ’cause they up and emptied our bank accounts and split city one morning.” Leaving Bethann with the kids, mortgage and an intense urge to view if there was larger quantity to sex than her husband’s lame lovin’ style. “I am a one-man female,” Bethann explains, “but I am plan to have me a nice look around for that next fellow!”
