Put It In The Hole!
40SomethingMag: Did you ever play golf professionally?
Persia: I not ever played on the LPGA travel. I played in some futures events, but I played a high level of amateur golf. I’ve won the Trans National, and I played in the Western. I by no means went to LPGA qualifying school, but I played in the U.S. Non-professional qualifier. I feel I am admirable sufficient to be a expert. I’m a five-handicap.
40Something: Have u ever thought about teaching golf?
Persia: Yes. I give topless golf tips! And I’m making a naked golf episode. I am combining my two passions, golf and sex. I suppose it’ll make a gazillion dollars and it is something nobody else can truly do. ‘cuz even if they wanted to, here’s the problem: If anybody on the tour, like Cristie Kerr, really wanted to do that, take her top off, it would destroy her career. It’s such a conservative game and it would just destroy anybody. It’s truly unfair. For example, I am going to bonk Seth on the set this day. He’s a Marine and he indeed urges to volunteer and go fly and now that he’s done porn, they will not allow him to be a Marine. It’s just so hypocritical!
This is the scene Persia was looking forward to. Yes, it is probably wrong that Seth can not fulfill his career ambitions. But at least this chab is getting his wang sucked by a great woman!
